Movie News
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Paquin Joins Scream 4, Piranha 3D Gets Sequel, 11 11 11 and 127 Hours Trailer
We ALL Scream USA Today reported and Dimension confirmed Wednesday morning that Anna Paquin (woohoo!) and Kristen Bell (yawn) will appear in Scream 4. At this point you may ask who isn’t making a cameo in Wes Craven’s first Scream movie since 2000, but I’m pleased to see the True Blood star on board.
Gulp! Despite lackluster ticket sales, the (dare I say highly entertaining, and yes, well reviewed) horror comedy Piranha 3D is getting a sequel. Say what you want about its gratuitious nudity, tasteless humor and total schlock value; I don’t see any announcements about The Switch 2.
Rock and a Hard Place You’ve got to give it to Danny Boyle; he’s not afraid of tackling whatever topic grabs him. Case in point: The new 127 Hours trailer, about the rock climber who cut off his…
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Paquin Joins Scream 4, Piranha 3D Gets Sequel, 11 11 11 and 127 Hours Trailer
We ALL Scream USA Today reported and Dimension confirmed Wednesday morning that Anna Paquin (woohoo!) and Kristen Bell (yawn) will appear in Scream 4. At this point you may ask who isn’t making a cameo in Wes Craven’s first Scream movie since 2000, but I’m pleased to see the True Blood star on board.
Gulp! Despite lackluster ticket sales, the (dare I say highly entertaining, and yes, well reviewed) horror comedy Piranha 3D is getting a sequel. Say what you want about its gratuitious nudity, tasteless humor and total schlock value; I don’t see any announcements about The Switch 2.
Rock and a Hard Place You’ve got to give it to Danny Boyle; he’s not afraid of tackling whatever topic grabs him. Case in point: The new 127 Hours trailer, about the rock climber who cut off his…
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TMNT Redux, Expendables Kill ‘Em All, Google Gets a Movie
Heroes in a Half Shell They’re making another live-action version of TMNT, and this time they won’t be pizza-devouring jokesters and Corey Feldman will be nowhere to be found. This new adaptation should be darker and more bad-ass, coming from the writers of Iron Man. It remains to be seen if these turtles will be womanizing whiskey-drinkers.
Paranormal, Too Lionsgate’s marketing team (whom the cynic in me suspects was behind the brilliant Expendables “fan made” call-to-arms trailer) got a bunch of boys in a room and fooled them with this fabulous bait-and-switch for The Last Exorcism. [Thanks, Slashfilm.]
Kill Shots Someone tallied the total kills by the 9 Expendables guys over all their movies, 1,593 in all, with Dolph Lundgren taking credit for 632 of them…
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TMNT Redux, Expendables Kill ‘Em All, Google Gets a Movie
Heroes in a Half Shell They’re making another live-action version of TMNT, and this time they won’t be pizza-devouring jokesters and Corey Feldman will be nowhere to be found. This new adaptation should be darker and more bad-ass, coming from the writers of Iron Man. It remains to be seen if these turtles will be womanizing whiskey-drinkers.
Paranormal, Too Lionsgate’s marketing team (whom the cynic in me suspects was behind the brilliant Expendables “fan made” call-to-arms trailer) got a bunch of boys in a room and fooled them with this fabulous bait-and-switch for The Last Exorcism. [Thanks, Slashfilm.]
Kill Shots Someone tallied the total kills by the 9 Expendables guys over all their movies, 1,593 in all, with Dolph Lundgren taking credit for 632 of them…
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Burlesque Trailer, Jennifer Aniston Swears Like a Trucker, Human Centipede: The Porno
Showgirls 2, PG? Here’s the new trailer for Burlesque. It’s sort of like a PG-13 Showgirls meets Dreamgirls starring some bad acting by Christina Aguilera and Cher.
NSFW Be Damned Porn’s funny, and hey, it’s a really slow movie news week, so I bring you this. It was only a matter of time before someone took the Human Centipede concept to it’s logically X-rated conclusion, as Dread Central reports.
@!%^*#! Jennifer Aniston talks dirty as a slutty dentist in her new movie Horrible Bosses, and tells USA Today, “The crazy part is the ease with which all these words are falling out of my mouth.” But methinks swearing is nothing new to Ms. Aniston, thanks to one Ms. Jolie.
Rollin’ Brolin Josh Brolin, who has three films coming this fall/winter, may follow…
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Burlesque Trailer, Jennifer Aniston Swears Like a Trucker, Human Centipede: The Porno
Showgirls 2, PG? Here’s the new trailer for Burlesque. It’s sort of like a PG-13 Showgirls meets Dreamgirls starring some bad acting by Christina Aguilera and Cher.
NSFW Be Damned Porn’s funny, and hey, it’s a really slow movie news week, so I bring you this. It was only a matter of time before someone took the Human Centipede concept to it’s logically X-rated conclusion, as Dread Central reports.
@!%^*#! Jennifer Aniston talks dirty as a slutty dentist in her new movie Horrible Bosses, and tells USA Today, “The crazy part is the ease with which all these words are falling out of my mouth.” But methinks swearing is nothing new to Ms. Aniston, thanks to one Ms. Jolie.
Rollin’ Brolin Josh Brolin, who has three films coming this fall/winter, may follow…
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Breaking Dawn Release Date, Bieber Biopic
Breaking News Those of you who assumed the final in the Twilight series would be a summer release, Summit has decided instead to put out Breaking Dawn in fall. Nov. 18, 2011 and Nov. 16, 2012, to be exact.
Hair’s to You Oh, goody. Justin Bieber is making a 3D biopic, said to be similar to Eminem’s 8 Mile. The difference being Eminem’s actually good. Then again, who doesn’t want to see Bieber’s hair in 3D? Update: Documentary director Davis Guggenheim dropped out of the project Tuesday, probably because he was tired of this conversation: “You’re doing WHAT? With WHO? Hahahah…..”
Ai, Dios Mio Is Will Ferrell filming his next movie entirely en Espanol? Casting is already under way for Casa de mi padre, or House of My Father, in association with the Funny or Die guys…
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Breaking Dawn Release Date, Bieber Biopic
Breaking News Those of you who assumed the final in the Twilight series would be a summer release, Summit has decided instead to put out Breaking Dawn in fall. Nov. 18, 2011 and Nov. 16, 2012, to be exact.
Hair’s to You Oh, goody. Justin Bieber is making a 3D biopic, said to be similar to Eminem’s 8 Mile. The difference being Eminem’s actually good. Then again, who doesn’t want to see Bieber’s hair in 3D? Update: Documentary director Davis Guggenheim dropped out of the project Tuesday, probably because he was tired of this conversation: “You’re doing WHAT? With WHO? Hahahah…..”
Ai, Dios Mio Is Will Ferrell filming his next movie entirely en Espanol? Casting is already under way for Casa de mi padre, or House of My Father, in association with the Funny or Die guys…
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Leo vs. Gibson-gate, Total Rehash, Rambo Prequel and the Great Comic-Con Con
The Ship’s Set Sail On Mel Gibson’s Viking movie, apparently, as star Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently dropped out, sources saying there’s “not a chance” Leo will work with Mel after the recent Gibson-gate tape scandal.
Someone Got Conned! After spending gazillions dutifully trotting out their stars and marketing gimmicks at the hype machine known as San Diego Comic-Con last week, THR asks the all-too-revealing question: Was it worth it? The big answer: a resounding NO, as iPhone searches for movies like Green Lantern, Green Hornet and Thor dropped a whopping 12-20% during the week after. D’oh!
Total Rehash Total Recall will get a modernized adaptation care of Len Wiseman, he of Live Free or Die Hard and the Underworld movies fame, news that should make no sci-fi fan…
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